Okay, I have nothing to do with whatever the smutswap challenge is, but damn! When I read this post I was like, "Yes. yes. yes, definitely. that too. hm, I can see that. wow, I could've written most of this myself. OMG I WOULD READ THAT FIC SO HARD!" So, er, yeah. I'm really excited for the smutswap fic that comes out of this, and hope whoever answers your letter is fabulous! (Partly because you're fabulous and I want you to be happy always, and partly because, given this letter, chances are I will want to read what they write for you too. :P)