Yuletide fics!

Received three very lovely, incredibly awesome fics for Yuletide this year! So much reading goodness.

Elenium/Tamuli, male!Aphrael/Talen, genderswitch, NC-17 - Experience
OK, he might have liked to have experimented with men or, indeed, anyone, before he’d married, and still thought it was incredibly unfair that through his hormone-charged teenage years he’d been unknowingly under the thumb of his practically omnipotent future wife and over-protective future father-in-law, but he was married now, and had no interest in dallying with anyone except his wife.

Elemium/Tamuli, male!Aphrael/Talen, genderswap, PG - The Thief and the Hawk
Talen had always been aware of the way Hawk looked at him.

Hellboy, Hellboy/John, PG - Exported People, Expatriated Cats
In which John Myers goes to Antarctica, shocks Hellboy and adopts a kitten.

Yuletide recs part 1

Bedlam's Bard, Kory/Eric/Beth, G - For You Must Come to My Dance
Eric finds himself alone, in a ghostly world, and his friends have to bring him back.

Clue, Mr. Green/OMC, G - The $64 Question
Mr. Green - the man behind the mystery.

Die Hard, John/Matt, NC-17 - Sometimes Silence Says Nothing At All
They talk more than Matt thought they would.

Die Hard, John/Matt, NC-17 - The One Where Matt Farrell is Most Certainly Not Sleeping With John McClane (not even a little)
"Life is not a wet dream, Frederick. It’s not even a B movie. Guys like McClane don’t fuck guys like me. Ever."

Die Hard, Gen - Chuck Norris and John McClane Walk Into a Bar...
... the bar immediately exploded. Just to save waiting for the inevitable.

Dresden Files, Gen - Vermin
Harry Dresden gets more than he bargained for when asked to assist one of Chicago's more notorious criminals with a little vermin problem.

Easy A, Sam/Brandom, PG - Better Than Normal
So how did Brandon meet that 'big black guy' he ran off with?

Knight's Tale, Edward/Will, PG - The Lovely and the Fair
On some days, Edward, Prince of Wales, Duke of Cornwall and Prince of Aquitaine suspected that his wife had only taken up embroidery in order to annoy him.

Knight's Tale, Edward and Will friendship, G - When the Road Darkens
Knighthood and fealty mean more than just being a boy playing with a stick.